“we almost dated” is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
Or the terrible “we kind of hate each other for no reason because we never got closure”
the signs as household objects
Aries:
remote control
Taurus:
blanket
Gemini:
mirror
Cancer:
saucepan
Leo:
hairbrush
Virgo:
towel
Libra:
doormat
Scorpio:
knife
Sagittarius:
t.v
Capricorn:
toilet
Aquarius:
lamp
Pisces:
tissues